Rule #1 - I now cannot buy an appropriate birthday gift for Jacob's friends. He is going to a party on Saturday and I bought a few different things for him to choose from. But they were all a bust. He tells me that he wants to make the gift and gives me a list of things he needs and asks to go with me to pick them up. So that's what we did today. Of course ducking in and out of a few stores he tells me on the way back to the truck that he is about to ask me something and that I cannot repeat it to anyone. So he asks me his question which was about sex and sperm and what not and no I won't publish it here. It was a good question and my answer which I can publish because it is me (always a loophole) was "No, the sperm does not always reach the egg and fertilize it during sex. But usually when you think this will be the case, a sperm gets there and the girl get pregnant. So always "glove up!". Glove up Mom? "Yes, wear protection, wear a condom". Saying "Glove Up" gets me out of using the word condom.
Rule #2 - Always act casual when your kid asks you questions about sex. The questions will keep coming if you do so.
Rule #3 -Tell your kid you like his long hair so that he may think about cutting it.
Jason put down his book today in the truck. He has been doing that lately and yes it is news because usually I start driving and he starts reading. A good sign. The driving lady did ask him to pay attention while I am driving to see why I am making driving decisions and apparently he is taking her advice. He doesn't take mine so things are about normal in this area of our lives.
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